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Welcome to the second installment of the Donovan Diaries! Well, the Ides of March have come and gone, and, as promised, they were certainly full of all the deceit and treachery that any organization could handle. Numerous crippling blows were dealt to the FWF in their attempt to eradicate the LWA and the DWO from their midst. Foremost, FWF stars Romeo Diamond and Double D, The Dirty Dogg failed to show, as they're own personal demons continue to haunt them. Romeo Diamond continues to fight through a bout with an unnamed viral infection, while Double D has had an unfortunate run-in with the law. We wish both these superstars well in their attempts to return to the ring. In their absence, I was forced to sit and listen to an interminably long winded promo from the DWO in which they claimed that they were the greatest duo in the history of professional wrestling. Then, in a remarkable act of bravery, a returning Blu Haze defeated these narcotically enhanced degenerates in a brutal hardcore battle. Haze seemed to be a bit out of wrestling shape in his return, but we here in the front office feel that this legendary performer can handle his weight concerns. On a personal note, the horrific attack I suffered at the hands of Blu Haze (punctuated by a particularily vicious falcon arrow front slam) will not go without justice. I felt as though this returning athlete could be dealt with logically, but judging from his attack, he seems to be bent on destruction in the FWF, and has abandoned (for now), the intelligence and ring generalship which led him to success. Furthermore, the card was hampered by the surprise disapperance of the Essential Element from the FWF. This top-tier wrestler was dealt with accordingly as his Videotape title was stripped from him, by me, in a display of my authority over our rustic brothers from the north in the LWA. Again, his run in with the law symbolizes the type of outlaw behavior that I am railing against in the FWF. Degenerates, n'er -do -wells, and scumbags are in the crosshairs of my attack here in the FWF. As well, I introduced a new member to the FWF Executive Team in Criminally Insane, the new Designated Enforcer of Ambulatory Disabilities (D.E.A.D.). While he was defeated at the hands of Tank Dog, a skilled athlete in his own right, the renewed fire and vigor of his movement in the ring shows that the DEAD is to be seen as a fearsome competitor in the FWF. I have also found oher athletes to join this elite force in the the FWF, and they will be introduced in the coming months. Next, we must address the situation regarding the matchup between Southside Crippler and Mojo Rising. For moths now, the Crippler has become a pain in the ass backstage, basically marking out for himself as a technical expert. Hence, I booked this matchup with Mojo Rising, a far superior technical athlete. Mojo didn't prove me wrong, and defeated Southside Crippler after employing "Some Nasty S**t," an underhooking dragon headlock submission manuever. In the fracas following his matchup, Tank Dog, the seemingly eternal nemesis of the Crippler, ran out, assaulted the Crippler with "Nick's Chair," and laid the Videotape title across the fallen Southside Crippler. Numerous questions must be asked. What, if anything, does this mean about Tank Dog? How did he aquire the Essential Element's two most prized belongings? And, does he now believe that he deserves serious consideration as a true wrestler now, after having left the hardcore division? This man is a hardcore icon...does he have wha it takes? Time will tell... And finally, the question of the week award goes to this one: Is it safer to play in rush hour traffic on the GW Parkway, or be in the way of Midknight? Pierre Toussaint may want to play chicken in traffic more often following the vicious assault laid on him by Midknight. This turn of events was most troubling to me. Midknight, Sergio and myself had been in contact for numerous months planning his much anticipated return. There is no doubt in anyone's mind that Midknight is a wrestler deserving of a shot at the FWF Backyard Championship. However, there are much, much better ways of solving this problem than a brutal, cowardly attack. How, or better, who, caused Midknight to snap? We know that Pierre was anticipating a matchup with the Ghetto Sheik, the semi-retired backyard legend who has been calling for his head for months now. Instead, Midknight, one of the FWF's brightest, has become a dark, frightening individual. For that matter, so has Pierre Toussiant. The Hitman become the Hothead after blasting me with a vicious right cross to the cranium. I was knocked unconcious after that brutal assault, mixed with the other assaults I dealt with throughout the afternoon. I know Pierre Toussaint. We've been up and down the road hundreds of times in the FWF. He's a decent man of honesty and integrity who firmly believes in the values of fair play and justice. However, sometimes it seems as though he wants to go after these ideals alone. Are his hatred of the Ghetto Sheik and Midknight getting the best of his rationality? Who's to tell? All I know is that I've got no one on my side in this battle against our outside invaders. As I told Sergio Estavia this afternoon while on conference call, when it comes to Wrong Way in April, we'll be like that old Stealer's Wheel song verse "I've got clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right. Here I am, stuck in the middle with you." This is definitely not a good situation for the FWF. Watch out for Wrong Way April. It's gonna be a doozy. -Mr. Marcus Donovan  want to get professional wrestling training? then click on the below banner  
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