Criminally Insane From: Frederick County, MD Finisher: ? The Lantern-jawed Criminally Insane is most likely the most potentially dangerous man in backyard wrestling. With a laundry list of known, real-life, criminal offenses this is one man whose "gimmick" is his reality. Booted out of the LWA shortly after their conglomeration with the FWF even started for insubordination, Criminally Insane is tough as nails, with a head like a ram, and rawhide skin --- fully capable of dishing out and receiving physical abuse.